topik

Someone who looks and acts gay, but isn't. Or maybe he is. We don't care.

Emir: Yunus is such a topik.
Bun: Yeah he is. His fave dish is Yarrak.

by Eymir November 23, 2021

Tonikaku Cawaii

The most wholesome anime ever to exist with the most wholesome couple and most wholesome fanbase

“Help I’m depressed”
“Wanna watch tonikaku cawaii??”
“Wanna marry me?”

by Kri5hie February 13, 2021

topknob

Someone who is even more of a knob than your average knob.

That John Terry is without doubt a topknob.

by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

topkek

1)A category 10 LOL; and extremely powerful lel; the strongest magnitude of kek possible; boisterously merry

2) Something that generates an extraordinary level of amusement

A- JEB BUSH 2016
B- >topkek

A- my sister just got pregnant and we have no idea who the father is topkek
B- wtf man

by topkeklad July 19, 2016

Topeka Tumbleweed

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.

Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.

by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018

Tonika

A beautiful and curvacious woman who has a deep compassion for others and can adapt to any situation. She is intelligent and well rounded with a mellow and sweet personality; A woman of high quality.

I don't need anyone's number in this bar because I've got a Tonika at home.

by Nicegurl July 22, 2010

Toping

Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.

Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*

by Lil fission March 4, 2011