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hindi word for cap, hat etc.
Where is my topi?
Where is Aneel topi?
topi by fahad momin December 20, 2007
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topic • topi • topia • topiary • Toping • topit • topix • Topical Pop • topie • topiana
Ginger with a surprisingly big penis. Might be seen fucking your dad/mom/sister/brother/dog.
This lad's an absolute topi. He should be locked up in the looney bin.(
Topi by jamal abdi June 5, 2017
Slang word for blow job
Hey, how much for a topi
Topi by monocrot November 16, 2019
A clue less moron who thinks he is an expert.
Dont listen to his advice! He is a Lal topi!
Lal topi by Thenoshitsherlockholmes February 22, 2021
Short for isotoping
When teens enrich uranium and sell it to foreign nationals.
First discovered by the onion news network's program - beyond the Facts.

1 in 5 teens do this.
Teen 1: Let's enrich uranium, sell it to terrorists and make money.

Teen 2: Hell yeah, i love toping - i get a natural high.

* Terrorist attack*
Toping by Lil fission March 4, 2011

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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