topknob

Someone who is even more of a knob than your average knob.

That John Terry is without doubt a topknob.

by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

Topknot

A party trick meant to get the party back on track. Involves resting one's dick upon somebody's head for everybody to see.

Agent Six: Here I go, mister. This is, perhaps, my country's most famous trick. The topknot!

by Yoshi'sDontEatPoop May 23, 2021

Topknot

A hair style worn by girls typically between the ages of 14-20, where all of the hair is tied in a bun on the top of their head, generally flopping down towards the forehead.Known to reduce the wearers I.Q by 95%.

"Dammm, if only Ashley didn't start wearing a topknot, she might have passed physics"...

by You know it! September 30, 2014

topknot

Insult of the worst kind. Usually hideously ugly girl who wears her hair an inch above her forehead, normally in a polka dot scrunchy.

"a few inches higher and that'll be a topknot"

"noooooooooooooooooooooooooo......."

by Sophie van der welle November 15, 2007

Topnobber

Someone who used to be a chav listening to garage at school but has now decided to wear Topman/Topshop clothes and listen to chart inde

do you remember tyson?
Yeah the cunt from school
Hes now a Topnobber in skinny jeans

by Stevie_in _London March 23, 2009

toeknob

general half-wit...idiot...moron

"Dubya is a toeknob."

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003