Topek

A type of monkey/ape from Asian species. It is rarely seen. This type of monkey/ape is close to humans and in some folklores in Malaysia, there is a story about "Topek" mimicking humans and going to school out of curiosity.

"You should get home early or Topek will kidnap and replace you..."

by Lupiez December 9, 2021

topek

The most cute and handsome person in Manjung, Perak .

Wow , that guy is so topek

by topekthehandsomeguy August 4, 2017

Topek

It is when you are the toxic-rempit one in a relationship.

1.“You are Topek in your relationship.”
2. “ Oh! My God. I should change my Topek attitude.”

by Havehave September 2, 2019

topknob

Someone who is even more of a knob than your average knob.

That John Terry is without doubt a topknob.

by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

topelo

A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco

aw man im wrecked, we did a topelo last night.. ehh porra

by patatagucci May 8, 2018

topkek

1)A category 10 LOL; and extremely powerful lel; the strongest magnitude of kek possible; boisterously merry

2) Something that generates an extraordinary level of amusement

A- JEB BUSH 2016
B- >topkek

A- my sister just got pregnant and we have no idea who the father is topkek
B- wtf man

by topkeklad July 19, 2016

Togekiss

The last evolution of Togepi added in Generation 4. It will make you want to throw your DS out of the window with Air Slash, Serene Grace, and a King's Rock. You'll be lucky if your Pokemon doesn't flinch from its attacks. If you see one, make sure to use your fastest Pokemon or you won't be able to do shit.

Trainer 1: I gave my Togetic a Shiny Stone and it evolved into Togekiss.
Trainer 2: Don't you dare use that Air Slash bullshit on my team.

by Pokedex #184 August 20, 2017