topkek 

1)A category 10 LOL; and extremely powerful lel; the strongest magnitude of kek possible; boisterously merry

2) Something that generates an extraordinary level of amusement

A- JEB BUSH 2016
B- >topkek

A- my sister just got pregnant and we have no idea who the father is topkek
B- wtf man

topkek by topkeklad July 19, 2016

topkek 

A Turkish brand of small packaged muffins, it became widely popular on 4chan's /s4s/ board for its similarity to Toplel. Many worship it as a God and will stop at no lengths to get one.

Anon 1: Check your privileges
Anon 2: Topkek

topkek by Scottsune Pizzu September 22, 2013

Topkek 

A variation of "Toplol" using "kek." It is usually used by members of the gaming community, who play WoW and frequent Reddit or <cringe> 9gag. It can also be seen on /b/ or /v/.

Toplol is just as it sounds, the toppest of lol's-the one lol to rule them all, the lol that stands above the others, this lol means "That shit was funny m8."

Kek literally translates to lol in Orcish in the WoWniverse. Kek can be used on it's own, but it is best if paired with Toplol.

Topkek also is a type of Hungarian muffin/cupcake, which is revered on /b/.

Person 1: If your cleaning out your vacuum cleaner, do you become the vacuum cleaner? /Macintosh Plus plays in the background

Person 2: Topkek

Topkek by Meowmeowsmasher July 1, 2016

topkek 

best roblox server side but dead right now yes haha

bro my dad is pregnant with topkek

topkek by johnjacklolmonke123 February 10, 2021

Topeka Tumbleweed 

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.

Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.

Topeka Tumbleweed by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018

Topeka Destroyer 

When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.

"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."

Topeka Destroyer by its426 October 22, 2003

Topeka Cheese Snack 

Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.

She was starving so I insisted that she allow me to whip up my satisfying Topeka Cheese Snack.

Topeka Cheese Snack by anonymous June 12, 2016