topear 

stem of a fruit or vegetable

I need to throw away the topear.

topear by Greg Ory December 4, 2018

Topercessen 

A name for people who fakes or hides all in real life information about them.

Entirely everything in the user’s bio is fake, just another Topercessen.

Topercessen by 2816927103729 April 17, 2021

topiary 

A lesser known descriptive term for female pubic hair, obviously this does not apply to men, as it sounds ridiculously girly.

That girl had so much topiary in front of her wossname that I could have trimmed it into a unicorn!

topiary by oO S3R4PH Oo January 11, 2008

Pulling a Toper 

Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.

Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?

Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!

Pulling a Toper by Workplace dumper July 21, 2009

topiary 

1) Topiary is the art of creating sculptures using clipped trees, shrubs and bushes

2) Well presented and trimmed pubic hair

Pete - I like your Brazilian

Sarah - Yeah, I'm pleased with my topiary skills

topiary by crayfish29 October 22, 2007

pubic topiary 

The act of grooming a lady garden into a more manageable and attractive state.

I say, young lady, with such a profusion of spiders legs I think you require an intensive session of pubic topiary !

pubic topiary by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

Toparium 

A place of doing indoor topiary, in cold countries, like the UK and other northern regions. A giant greenhouse, if you like.

"Say, Nick, fancy going to the Toparium, for a spot of topiary?"
"I would love to, Joe, I'll just go and get my shears"

Toparium by Thomas Topiary April 16, 2009