4 definitions by Andrew Nicholson

pubic topiary

The act of grooming a lady garden into a more manageable and attractive state.

I say, young lady, with such a profusion of spiders legs I think you require an intensive session of pubic topiary !

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

What can be found between an elderly ladys legs once age and gravity have taken their toll !

Q. URRRGGH - whats that?
A. Why, thats my pussy !
Fuck me, is it dead coz all its guts are hanging out !!?!

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

A large-boned female who makes up for her lack of physical attractiveness by always being prepared to chomp on your pork sausage !

Fuck me, she may have been the size of a house, but boy was she a hungry hippo !!

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

The rocket-fuelled ejaculation at the end of a particularly frenzied wank.

Fuck me, I bashed the bishop so fuckin hard my sycojism knocked my wankpot clean out my hand !

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004