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Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!
Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!
From Top Gear Presenters:
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."
by Don T October 15, 2006
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The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
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