tooves

A term of bafflement but also endearment for feet that are so small they look like hooves.

You don't have feet. You have tooves.

by specialedition August 13, 2017

toonvestite

Playing a character of the opposite sex in a MMO/video game.

Hey you remember that healer last night you thought was a chick? Turns out it was a toonvestite

by phaydeout July 7, 2010

tootes

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.

Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.

by The Archaic Millenial November 16, 2018

toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

Toolesk

Toolesk-adjective: To act in a manner that other percieve as being a tool

Jayne: Like omg did you see charlie acting ganster last night?
Trip: cha, I wouldnt miss seeing a toolesk charlie

by rusty jenkins July 3, 2007

Toovey

The region of the male genitles.Word must be used as an insult.

1.Suck my toovey or 2.do you want to see my toovey

by sir freds May 25, 2006

toover

person on personality database who didnt get mod and then they left.

a: WHERE IS TOOVER
b: he left lmao
a: oh damn

by w4ench April 3, 2022