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It's like a camel toe, only WAY WORSE
Debbie wears Lee Jeans from the early 80's that give her a giant HOOVE in the front.
by Skillett March 30, 2004
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n. A phenomenon that occurs when a person (usually a female) wears jeans or pants that are much too long with heels and the pant covers the heel completely, stretching at the bottom to create the appearance of a hoof. Frequently sported by celebrities such as Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Lopez.
"OMG, look at Jenny's pants! They're so long she has hooves!"
by El W May 08, 2009
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Feet. The appendages extending from the ankle of homo sapien.
"Stop holding D! Pick up your hooves and get to work!"
"My hooves are aching in these bad platform shoes."
by Der KΓΌnstler January 16, 2006
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