toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

boolessness

the state of being without your boo.

While I'm away, I won't be able to see my boo, and I don't want to commit to three years of boolessness...I just won't do it!

by JessRad May 1, 2007

Toolishness

Displaying the characteristics of a tool, aka loser or douchebag.

Tom's toolishness was apparent when he described his evening only in the amount of alcoholic beverage he had consumed.

"Yeah man, i was sooooooo wasted last night, I had like 50 beers. I gotta check my bank account to see what i did last night"

by Zak Attack January 30, 2008

toolishness

To behave in a rude manner, or to act in such a way as to invite people to not like you.

We will not respond to Kiranth's toolishness.

by Dorian August 3, 2005

Toolishness

An act of foolishness performed by a tool of a person.

Lindsay Lohan's "toolishness" is beyond compare.

by Excellante December 8, 2010