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tookus lingus

The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.
Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?

-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"
tookus lingus by JolieJulia April 30, 2006
Butt or read-end. Something I picked up from my old man.
I should get off my tookus and get a job
tookus by Nonya December 27, 2004
"You gots to floss dem toofus if you ever wanna catch some ass, boy." - My Dad, 1981 (good looking out, Pops!)
toofus by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002
A proper noun used to describe someone on a job site that is a complete dipshit. These individuals usually have only a few teeth left in their skull.
"Look at this fucking Toofus over here using a screw driver on a nail."

"Never be a Toofus on your first day."

"Hey Toofus! Did ya get that nail screwed in yet ya fucking dipshit?"
Toofus by 317Electrician December 18, 2016

Toofuses 

The way white trash or hicks or ghetto people say teeth. plural for toof.
Ay' Billy, my darnded toofuses hurt rully bud!
Toofuses by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

wampus tookus 

A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.
“Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”

“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”
wampus tookus by The Ousting February 3, 2012