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Toovus is two people preparing to engage in a private or secluded act.
Toovus means that two people want to be alone.
Hi Cristina, would you like to go somewhere toovus?
Yes Chris, I very much would.
Chris says- "hey Cristina, toovus"?
Cristina replies- " oh yeah"!
Toovus by HankeyandPankey September 15, 2023
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tookus lingus

The very pleasurable sexual act of licking another person's anus/butthole; a fancier word for rimming, a rim job, tossing salad, analingus, or just plain eating ass.
Miranda: He kind of... licked my butt.
Samantha: Be specific. Do you mean the cheeks, or...?
Miranda: It was more localized than that.
Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we... are we talking tookus lingus?

-Sex and the City Episode 54 "Baby, Talk is Cheap"
tookus lingus by JolieJulia April 30, 2006
Butt or read-end. Something I picked up from my old man.
I should get off my tookus and get a job
tookus by Nonya December 27, 2004
"You gots to floss dem toofus if you ever wanna catch some ass, boy." - My Dad, 1981 (good looking out, Pops!)
toofus by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002
A proper noun used to describe someone on a job site that is a complete dipshit. These individuals usually have only a few teeth left in their skull.
"Look at this fucking Toofus over here using a screw driver on a nail."

"Never be a Toofus on your first day."

"Hey Toofus! Did ya get that nail screwed in yet ya fucking dipshit?"
Toofus by 317Electrician December 18, 2016

Toofuses 

The way white trash or hicks or ghetto people say teeth. plural for toof.
Ay' Billy, my darnded toofuses hurt rully bud!
Toofuses by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

wampus tookus 

A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.
Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”

“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”
wampus tookus by The Ousting February 3, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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