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toolsexual 

Someone who does sensual and questionable things with garden tools, such as shovels, rakes, or shears.
Did... Did that bitch just lick a shovel? She must be toolsexual.
toolsexual by nokiwisformybaby February 11, 2018
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tordsexual 

Somebody that only shows interest in the hottest animated character on earth aka tord
I sexualy identify as tordsexual

Tomsexual 

When you love the animated character Tom way too much instead of that dumb commie Tord!
I identify as tomsexual
Tomsexual by The unknown creator August 4, 2017

todosexual

A relation to sexual objects that does not discriminate on any level. One is sexually related to people, objects, and ideas. One feels sexually attracted to all of these things, at different intervals, but not at the same time. It's an alternating frequency of asexuality and pansexuality, not to be confused with either end of the spectrum.
You can't predict his sexuality, like, he's todosexual. Sometimes this, sometimes that.
todosexual by Clarascruggs22lkj February 4, 2013

toysexual 

Adj.: Sexually oriented to objects that are used to achieve sexual arousal and/or gratification

Pertaining to the use of objects to achieve sexual arousal and/or gratification. For example, using adult toys including but not limited to the following: dildos; vibrators; anal beads; blow up dolls; fleshlights; and other mechanical and non-mechanical devices.

Noun: A toysexual person.
When asked about her sexual orientation, Karen referred to herself as a toysexual as she thought about her box of adult goodies awaiting her in her nightstand.
toysexual by melloweesh July 7, 2010

Thomsexual 

Adjective:
(a person) sexually attracted to people of the opposite sex, with the exception of Thom Yorke

Noun:
A thomsexual person
Tristan is a thomsexual for Thom Yorke.
Thomsexual by Machiii November 29, 2021

Toesexual 

When you are not sexually attracted to males or females, you are only attracted to toes and sucking them
That girl over there is toesexual
Toesexual by Toelinda December 4, 2017
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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