by Chubbchubbwantstowin May 28, 2023
Get the tooketing mug.Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010
Get the Tooting your own vuvuzela mug.farting in british slang.
"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."
by lathsc January 9, 2020
Get the Tooting mug.A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.
Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.
Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.
Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
by adamandfiona January 24, 2010
Get the Tooting Handshake mug.Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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