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toileting 

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb
jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck
toileting by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

toileting 

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.
"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"
toileting by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

Toileting 

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.
Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.
Toileting by unncanny May 2, 2024

Skibidi Toileting 

The act of giving someone a swirlie to the point where their head is stuck inside of the toilet bowl while aggressively fucking them.
Guy 1: Dude, never watch skibidi toilet while high. I hallucinated that I was getting a skibidi toileting by my roommate when I went to the bathroom!
Guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you
When you make a mistake and then become so frustrated that you continue to make more mistakes.
I was learning to drive yesterday, and was tilting. So I had a break to relax, for a moment, then continued the lesson.
Tilting by J.T.W. January 7, 2017
When your so pissed off from losing multiple amount of games that you play worse and worse till your so pissed you begin leaning over your keyboard screaming over every little mistake you make and complaining about gaming imbalances

(Common in Starcraft II)
"Why is johnny screaming at his computer"

"He lost a few games of Starcraft II, I think he is Tilting"
Tilting by Lashley1337 April 8, 2012
Word of the Day on August 5, 2021
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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