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A mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. It resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. It is being used during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
I thought I heard an angry swarm of bumblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the World Cup.
by teller of truths10 June 13, 2010
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by Ferr92 June 13, 2010
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simplest and clearest way to demonstrate that although you scored a ticket to a world cup match, you do not appreciate or understand football to the slightest degree, and are probably in fact not watching the action.
critical goal scored in injury time = 140 decibels of vuvuzela
player being treated on the field = 140 dB vuvuzela
long stretch of tedious and inconclusive play = 140 dB vuvuzela
halftime = 140 dB vuvuzela
national anthems = 140 dB vuvuzela
by kenbot June 19, 2010
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An annoying, long plastic horn blown by African fans (especially South Africans) during football (soccer) matches. Unlike cheering or clapping, vuvuzelas are blown in a non-stop, monotone manner throughout an entire match.

They made the 2010 FIFA World Cup sound like a giant hive of angry bees.
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The only thing in the world more obnoxious than a British football fan.
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(1):A long, cheaply made plastic torture device that is being used during the 2010 World Cup. Sometimes, you hear one that's louder than the rest. No matter what's happening during the football match, they're at the same level of sound.

(2): The reason my TV will be on mute for all the World Cup

(3): Will appear in the next SAW movie
(1): Person 1: Who are you on the phone with?

Person 2: Suicide Hotline.

Person 1: what?! Why?!

Person 2: Those fucking vuvuzelas are driving me mad.

(2): Person 1: Why are you watching the TV without sound?

Person 2: I'm scared the sound of the vuvuzelas will make me go fucking deaf
Person 1: What's a vuvuzela?

Person 2: Get the fuck out.

(3): Jigsaw: Let's play a game
Person 1: Alright, what kind of game?
Jigsaw: A game of... Football

Person 1: Alright

*starts playing*

Jigsaw: Release the Vuvuzelas!

Person 1: oh my god! Ahhhgfdkerikaskjjgfuejkesdnjv
Jigsaw: heh.
by AddledSkeptic June 24, 2010
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