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tonky tronk 

Pull yourself together man, stop acting like a goddamn tonky tronk!
tonky tronk by jeksloid February 27, 2019
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tonky bubble 

The name given to a large, sometimes painful buildup of intestinal gas that can accumulate during anal sex while the sphincter is plugged. Historically reserved for the "doe" half of homosexual male couples but in modern times has been applied to gaseous females as well.
Dude, I was all up in this one chick's pipe last night and it was so great, but the then she blapped this nasty tonky bubble and ruined everything.
tonky bubble by Power-Dandy March 23, 2011
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Honky Tonky 

A bar where predominantly white people hang out and drink. Usually a Beer Joint or Pub and not a upscale bar.
Look at all the Crackers pickup trucks in the parking lot of The Honky Tonky!
Honky Tonky by downnola June 17, 2010
When you have an uneasy, heart aching, unstoppable pit in your stomach that just wont go away no matter how hard you try. It happens when you have just been broken up with, or when there is trouble in your love life.
"Lisa what's wrong sweetie, why are you so upset?"

"Joe is making me feel Tonky because he said he's having doubts about us :("
Tonky by cumqueen56 May 23, 2013
A Brooklyn based artist and designer. His website is www.TonkyDesigns.com
Tonky's graphic design work combines concept, craft, and originality
Tonky by TonkyDesigns August 22, 2009

Tonky Wonky

As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.
Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.
Tonky Wonky by Mcrb April 6, 2007

Wonky tonky 

When a homie be high as balls he be WONKY TONKY
Dang bro kyles wonky tonky
Wonky tonky by Andrew lafrance February 3, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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