tommoed

Getting so drunk you decide to headbutt the pavement after eating a slice of pizza, then needing an ambulance that drives over your pizza twice before taking you up to hospital...

Let's go and get tommoed tonight!!

by Sharonbanghams February 11, 2015

tommied

completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason

Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!

by Easy Street April 24, 2005

Tommed

Often used as a term in a fantasy sports draft chat. Refers to drafting a player that is already injured.

*The Tominators has picked Joe Nathan (already injured)*

Other Player: He totally Tommed that one

by definately not ryan April 17, 2014

Floor Tommmed

To be eaten by a giant floor tom while doing a 16 hour drum solo

The Ugly one has been floor tommed.

by Xero January 20, 2005

Tommed

Being "Tommed" is basically being whipped.

Person 1: Dude, stop texting her, you're so tommed.

by $wagasaurausrex December 11, 2012

tommorday

Tommorow

Shall we go to the mall tommorday?

by JoNnY rOtTeN oI! September 11, 2003

Tommed

Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.

Oh dude, you just got tommed

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015