Tommed

Often used as a term in a fantasy sports draft chat. Refers to drafting a player that is already injured.

*The Tominators has picked Joe Nathan (already injured)*

Other Player: He totally Tommed that one

by definately not ryan April 17, 2014

Tommed

Being "Tommed" is basically being whipped.

Person 1: Dude, stop texting her, you're so tommed.

by $wagasaurausrex December 11, 2012

Tommed

Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.

Oh dude, you just got tommed

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Tommed

Getting so whipped over a girl that doesn’t like you that no one else can talk to her.

Bro Toms so tommed over Elsa right now it’s wild.

by I poop in lakes March 4, 2022

Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

tommied

completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason

Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!

by Easy Street April 24, 2005

tommemi

ITS A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE A REALLY HOT ,SMART,FUNNY PERSON <3<3 THAT IS THE BEST

Wow did you see them they must be tommemi

by Lovebugg666 April 25, 2021