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Being "Tommed" is basically being whipped.
Person 1: Dude, stop texting her, you're so tommed.
Tommed by $wagasaurausrex December 11, 2012
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Tommed • Captain Tommed • timmed • Tomed • tommemi • tammed • Tommer • tommied • Tombed • tomme
Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.
Oh dude, you just got tommed
Tommed by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015
Getting so whipped over a girl that doesn’t like you that no one else can talk to her.
Bro Toms so tommed over Elsa right now it’s wild.
Tommed by I poop in lakes March 4, 2022

Captain Tommed 

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!
completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason
Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!
tommied by Easy Street April 24, 2005
ITS A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE A REALLY HOT ,SMART,FUNNY PERSON <3<3 THAT IS THE BEST
Wow did you see them they must be tommemi
tommemi by Lovebugg666 April 25, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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