2 definitions by LukeJames3221

1

A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.

Oh man, you have a Tom Kempe

by LukeJames3221 October 03, 2015

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2

Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.

Oh dude, you just got tommed

by LukeJames3221 October 03, 2015

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