A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.
Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fuckedeverything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."
when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.
Teacher: "Class, don't forget that your field tripmoney is due Tomonday."
Used during that awkwardtime between 12:00 am and 3:00 am that that , if still up, many don't know what to say when saying goodnight or goodbye. Synonyms: Later, soon
"Yo man, I'll see you tomorrow."
"Its 2:35 am, do you meantoday, or tomorrow."
"....I'll see you tomoday then"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.