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Tomterday 

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.
Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."
Tomterday by aman13 June 14, 2010
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when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.
Teacher: "Class, don't forget that your field trip money is due Tomonday."
Tomonday by sarahshifra May 3, 2009
Used during that awkward time between 12:00 am and 3:00 am that that , if still up, many don't know what to say when saying goodnight or goodbye. Synonyms: Later, soon
"Yo man, I'll see you tomorrow."
"Its 2:35 am, do you mean today, or tomorrow."
"....I'll see you tomoday then"
Tomoday by wearepsu January 21, 2016

Tomorrday 

meaning Tomorrow and Today

HAPPY TOMORRDAY
if it is at 12:00am.... and you are still awake you may say "HAPPY TOMORRDAY!" :)
Tomorrday by TOMORRDAY CREATOR December 20, 2009
When it's after midnight and you haven't slept yet, and you refer to later that day as tomorrow, but it's not really tomorrow. That's tomoday!
I have alot to do tomoday. I'll talk to you tomoday.
Tomoday by H-townNAD May 26, 2018