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Tomterday 

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.
Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."
Tomterday by aman13 June 14, 2010
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when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.
Teacher: "Class, don't forget that your field trip money is due Tomonday."
Tomonday by sarahshifra May 3, 2009
Used during that awkward time between 12:00 am and 3:00 am that that , if still up, many don't know what to say when saying goodnight or goodbye. Synonyms: Later, soon
"Yo man, I'll see you tomorrow."
"Its 2:35 am, do you mean today, or tomorrow."
"....I'll see you tomoday then"
Tomoday by wearepsu January 21, 2016

Tomorrday 

meaning Tomorrow and Today

HAPPY TOMORRDAY
if it is at 12:00am.... and you are still awake you may say "HAPPY TOMORRDAY!" :)
Tomorrday by TOMORRDAY CREATOR December 20, 2009
When it's after midnight and you haven't slept yet, and you refer to later that day as tomorrow, but it's not really tomorrow. That's tomoday!
I have alot to do tomoday. I'll talk to you tomoday.
Tomoday by H-townNAD May 26, 2018
lets go to the mall tommory
tommory by Black-Jack-21 September 21, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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