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Being "Tommed" is basically being whipped.
Person 1: Dude, stop texting her, you're so tommed.
Tommed by $wagasaurausrex December 11, 2012
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Tommed • Captain Tommed • timmed • Tomed • tommemi • tammed • Tommer • tommied • Tombed • tomme
Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.
Oh dude, you just got tommed
Tommed by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015
Getting so whipped over a girl that doesn’t like you that no one else can talk to her.
Bro Toms so tommed over Elsa right now it’s wild.
Tommed by I poop in lakes March 4, 2022

Captain Tommed 

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!
completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason
Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!
tommied by Easy Street April 24, 2005
ITS A WORD USED TO DESCRIBE A REALLY HOT ,SMART,FUNNY PERSON <3<3 THAT IS THE BEST
Wow did you see them they must be tommemi
tommemi by Lovebugg666 April 25, 2021
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