Tommed
Often used as a term in a fantasy sports draft chat. Refers to drafting a player that is already injured.
Tommed by definately not ryan April 17, 2014
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Captain Tommed
Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
Captain Tommed by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024
tommied
completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason
tommied by Easy Street April 24, 2005
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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