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TomMonster
1. (N) A mythical creature.
2. (N) Demonic Apparition
3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."
They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."
If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.
4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"
5. (N) Missing Link
6. (N) Rapist
See also: "Uncle Tom"
See also: "T.M.A."
2. (N) Demonic Apparition
3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."
They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."
If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.
4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"
5. (N) Missing Link
6. (N) Rapist
See also: "Uncle Tom"
See also: "T.M.A."
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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?
Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?
Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.
Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.
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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.
Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?
Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?
Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.
Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.
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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.
Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009
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Tomione
The ship of Tom Marvolo Riddle and Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series though the ship is not cannon. This ship is typically only found in fanfiction and a large pull behind it is the similarities between the two characters. Knowledge seekers and highly intelligent. One goes on to become a powerful Dark Lord and the other is considered the brightest witch of her age as well as being instrumental in helping to defeat Voldemort (in cannon). It is referred to as Tomione or mentioned as TRHG.
Tomione is used to identify the pairing of Tom Riddle and Hermione Granger. In an AU world of Harry Potter Hermione Granger somehow comes into contact with Tom Marvolo Riddle (AKA Lord Voldemort). Through this contact some form of a relationship forms through their interactions and can eventually lead to a romantic relationship. This pairing typically fights against each other, but something generally draws them together. Both are highly intelligent, love learning, seek out knowledge on magic, top students, Prefects and members of the Slugclub...they've got much in common though many issues to battle through.
Tomione by knowledgeaddicted December 27, 2011
Tomonday
when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.
Tomonday by sarahshifra May 3, 2009
TomMonster
The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.
The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.
The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.
The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.
TomMonster by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023
tomongous
Someone that is freakishly muscular. Anyone that is at the arnold classic in Columbus, Ohio. It's some kind of changed form of the word humongous; see also Ginormous.
tomongous by JT Chamberlain September 10, 2005
Tomonobu Itagaki
Head of Team Ninja, a devoloping team of Tecmo. He is widely known for creating Dead Or Alive. He often makes controversial remarks about other developers and titles, mainly Tekken.
When Dead Or Alive first came out, it saved Tecmo from going out of business because of its "revolutionary" option of bouncing breasts.
When Dead Or Alive first came out, it saved Tecmo from going out of business because of its "revolutionary" option of bouncing breasts.
Tomonobu Itagaki by Miyaviya June 7, 2007