Tomonday

when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.

Teacher: "Class, don't forget that your field trip money is due Tomonday."

Tomonday by sarahshifra May 3, 2009

Tomonday

A slang word meaning "next Monday."

I will see you Tomonday.

Tomonday by Rick P. August 18, 2006

Tomoday 

Used during that awkward time between 12:00 am and 3:00 am that that , if still up, many don't know what to say when saying goodnight or goodbye. Synonyms: Later, soon

"Yo man, I'll see you tomorrow."
"Its 2:35 am, do you mean today, or tomorrow."
"....I'll see you tomoday then"

Tomoday by wearepsu January 21, 2016

Tomoday 

When it's after midnight and you haven't slept yet, and you refer to later that day as tomorrow, but it's not really tomorrow. That's tomoday!

I have alot to do tomoday. I'll talk to you tomoday.

Tomoday by H-townNAD May 26, 2018

timonday 

When you're allergic to the office on Mondays

Oh it's Timonday, don't expect to see him

timonday by dnz85123 July 6, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019