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The.Odd.Mad.Farting.Asian.Tourist. Tomfat's are known through out the whole world as being a fobby tourist that get mad at every gift store they go to. When he hears an insult, he laughs and just says Evin's mom's face and then he walks away with a big fart.
The Tomfat in France fussed about how expensive their prostitutes were. He was so outraged that he went to Iraq and ate a camel spider.
tomfat by Jung Hin May 30, 2007
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tomato can 

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.
Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.
tomato can by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

chinese tomatoes 

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.
Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.
Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

WTF Tomato 

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.
WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.
WTF Tomato by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009

Tomato town 

The town of one of the most horrific massacres to have ever taken place in US history. The town was relatively small, everyone knew each other, and the town had a close knit community and was generally welcoming. On the day of the tragedy, it started off like no other. People were heading to work, children to school, the regular cycle of everyday life. At approximately 11 AM, the electrical supply went out and the entire town went into a blackout. Nobody knew exactly what was happening, and some suggested that there was some sort of problem in the electrical grid, but little did anyone know what was to come next. The power supply had been blown out by an unidentifiable figure. Shortly after at 11:15, 3 explosions went off in the town center. The people began to panic and scattered in a frenzy as shortly after, gunfire would start to ring out throughout the crowd. Another explosion went off, this time larger than the previous 3. However, everything ended as soon as it started. In only a matter of 20 minutes, 10 people in total were killed, and 45 others were lightly or critically injured, many of which who would succumb to their wounds shortly after. The perpetrator disappeared rather quickly, as a nationwide manhunt was issued for the man responsible. Not that long later, the perpetrator known as “fortnite kid” was brought into custody and sent to stand before the jury, and was given the death penalty by lethal injection.
Oh my god, I just heard that there was an attack on tomato town! Some sources are saying the town was almost entirely wiped out!
Tomato town by Japnut March 14, 2021

Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje

One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices
This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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