tomater

Tomato said in a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."

by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

tomater

Tomato said with a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all sure dung I did!"

by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

tomater

To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"

After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"

by ShoesRBad April 15, 2003

Tomater

What you call someone who looks like a fucking tomater

“You look like a fucking tomater!” Hugo exclaimed.
(Yes this did happen at my middle school dance)

“You look like a fucking tomater”

by finnbirds March 30, 2025

Tomater juice

When the pussy sqeeuzes clotted period blood

I brought home a scuzzy from the bar and she squeezed her tomater juice in my mouth.

by Sirsoupcancock November 12, 2017

tomayters

How an inbred would refer to a tomatoe.

Hey Zeb pass me the tomayters and don't be shy with those taters and gravey either.

by Digger September 21, 2005

Tomafter

–noun
1. The day following tomorrow: Tomafter is supposed to be sunny.

–adverb
4. At some future time: We shall rest easy tomafter if we work for peace tomorrow.

Lola: Was Madeline's party tomorrow?
Elliott: No, it's tomafter.

by Elijah Pack June 30, 2007