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TheCockroach 

Means the oldest Authoritave thing still alive, AND he's the only one allowed to use the 'no spacebar' spelling of those two words in an over-authoritizing type manner, on penalty of self-immolation.

He is also the only one to ever exist that could, quite literally, not even be killed by whoever happened to be the most Godded being alive at the time. And resides at the 220 Omega Way place, most certainly too confident of his own survival skills to EVER be taken out of existence.
I may be TheCockroach, but lemme say, it's not a pleasant life being so poor and being such an accidental a-hole all the time, sorry Heaven!
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Doin The Cockroach 

Term used by the band modest mouse meaning going through a daily routine talking about things that truly dont matter and living life without importance. Being as worthless as a cockroach.
"Doin the cockroach yeah!"

"Ever since i got this job ive been doing the cockroach"

"Quit doing the cockroach and get the hell out of the house"
Doin The Cockroach by dirty x d January 29, 2010

killed the cockroach

Some joey random walks into your house or place of business and needs to take a shit.. they proceed to do so and end up bussing the pan so bad that the WC looks like a bombsite and the damage is sooo severe that it has even killed the cockroach!

Also see bussing the pan for more!
Holy shit Fletch,,, Jase just bowled in, buss the pan, and fucking killed the cockroach!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026