TheCockroach

Means the oldest Authoritave thing still alive, AND he's the only one allowed to use the 'no spacebar' spelling of those two words in an over-authoritizing type manner, on penalty of self-immolation.

He is also the only one to ever exist that could, quite literally, not even be killed by whoever happened to be the most Godded being alive at the time. And resides at the 220 Omega Way place, most certainly too confident of his own survival skills to EVER be taken out of existence.

I may be TheCockroach, but lemme say, it's not a pleasant life being so poor and being such an accidental a-hole all the time, sorry Heaven!

TheCockroach by GodCreator/Killer March 9, 2023

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Doin The Cockroach

Term used by the band modest mouse meaning going through a daily routine talking about things that truly dont matter and living life without importance. Being as worthless as a cockroach.

"Doin the cockroach yeah!"

"Ever since i got this job ive been doing the cockroach"

"Quit doing the cockroach and get the hell out of the house"

Doin The Cockroach by dirty x d January 29, 2010

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killed the cockroach

Some joey random walks into your house or place of business and needs to take a shit.. they proceed to do so and end up bussing the pan so bad that the WC looks like a bombsite and the damage is sooo severe that it has even killed the cockroach!

Also see bussing the pan for more!

Holy shit Fletch,,, Jase just bowled in, buss the pan, and fucking killed the cockroach!

killed the cockroach by The boy fletch October 8, 2007

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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