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Popularised by the Jay and Silent Bob collection of movies, loving "the cock" adds the random the in front of the word.
Dubya loves the cock

as opposed to:

Dubya loves cock
by G-man September 13, 2003
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
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Glorification of cock, with "the" added for comical benefit.
For the more record- he loves the cock!
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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an elusive meaty organ for which many girls spend their days & nights devotedly searching, that they might extinguish the all-consuming heat of passion in their heart & soul--a yearning which begins as a twinge of desire between their legs, when luscious labia unfold unto the inner lips and clitoris and vaginal juices of pubescent longing for something deep within
As she was losing her virginity, she knew all too well that her firsttime lover was not the cock of her dreams, that he would never suffice, that she could not wait to embark upon her next great adventure; whereupon she began to devise just the plan to get his best friend alone in her room to try him out for size.
by Nod Namwen September 11, 2005
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The cock is used to metaphorically describe a hard on throbbing veiny penis nowadays all genders can like the cock usually when you say cock it is hard
She really likes the cock bro
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something that clayton glassman has one inch of.
clayton looooooooooves the cock!!!
by Wesley :) October 23, 2003
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