Taecock 

A BTS members big, giant juicy, cock who goes by the name of Kim Taehyung aka V

The Taecock overpowers all cock

OMG, have you seen Taes bulge, ITS FUCKING HUGE, I TOLD YOU THE TAECOCK WAS REAL!!!!
I bet you Jungkooks ass is reaaal sore

Taecock by vaginalspray November 6, 2018

tacock

1. the ultimate fusion of a taco and a cock, straight girls are known to love both almost equally. The guy with the tacock will be the most amazing fucker in the whole universe

<wet_lady> cock is amazing
<Fapsy> I also love taco
<Fapsy> tacock!

tacock by Naglefar August 5, 2008

Thecockrequiem69 

Writer of definition of balls on the website urban dictionary.

Hey you know did you know Thecockrequiem69 wrote the definition of balls on the website urban dictionary?

Wow I didn't.

Now you do!

Thecockrequiem69 by r4tsrc00l August 21, 2022

TheCockroach 

Means the oldest Authoritave thing still alive, AND he's the only one allowed to use the 'no spacebar' spelling of those two words in an over-authoritizing type manner, on penalty of self-immolation.

He is also the only one to ever exist that could, quite literally, not even be killed by whoever happened to be the most Godded being alive at the time. And resides at the 220 Omega Way place, most certainly too confident of his own survival skills to EVER be taken out of existence.

I may be TheCockroach, but lemme say, it's not a pleasant life being so poor and being such an accidental a-hole all the time, sorry Heaven!

TheCockroach by GodCreator/Killer March 9, 2023

teacock 

an extremely small penis

dude you have such a teacock

teacock by wannaJohny January 28, 2009

teacock 

When you're drinking tea with the tea leaves still in it, a long, thin leaf that stands straight up.

By looking at the teacock in your tea, I can predict that you will marry a man with a constant erection.

teacock by mizzaroni November 22, 2009

Tancock

A man so self obsessed he fake tans his cock. usually has enourmous sex appeal to men sex and tries to hide this with outragious banter, but its quite apparent he was innapropriately touched by his estranged uncle in his early teens.

horresdous with money and will probably stich his mates up in paying back debt.

see also ~ money grabbing cunt great britan abs

dude i should have never let him borrow that cash so he could stick his pecker in the sunbed, im practicaly paying for him to get his fudge packed, hes such a tancock

Tancock by eywudjablowme September 20, 2011