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(v.) to lick a person's elbow without their notice
Frank: Hey, let's see who can toblon more elbows tonight.

Jerry: You're on, dude. I'm gonna toblon so many elbows.
toblon by Grobo555 July 7, 2017
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A tan man, extremely romantic, breakdances, he can get any girl he wants without knowing it.
Girl 1: Ohh look at Toulong
Girl2: I know. He's so cute.
Girl 3: Ahhhh.... he iss!

Toulong: *just blushes
Toulong by Lovee<3 February 25, 2010
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Short for "toket brontak", Indonesian term for big tits, we're talking about tits so big they rip through shirts.
A : "Anjir tadi gua ketemu kasir indumaret TOBRON parah."
B : "Oh tau gua yang kacamataan ya? Parah itu TOBRON ampe bajunya gamuat."
tobron by elendwelt March 9, 2018

tolongas 

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.
Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.
tolongas by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006

tobyonthetele 

An ambiguous queen who used to go by johnontheradio but rebranded to tobyonthetele. Queen can draw, play games on twitch really good, and literally owns the fucking internet in itself. Toby is apart of the misfits podcast with Fitz, Swaggersouls, Zuckles, McCreamy, and INotorious. He tends to be shipped with Kryoz with the endless amount of flirting they do in their live streams.
Literally Everyone: Is tobyonthetele gay?

Stans: HES AMBIGUOUS!
tobyonthetele by massivevirgin February 13, 2019

The Tolono Tug

The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.
Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...

Toelonoscopy 

Keep being a smart ass and I'll give you an Toelonoscopy
Toelonoscopy by Don Ee July 6, 2016
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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