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A tan man, extremely romantic, breakdances, he can get any girl he wants without knowing it.
Girl 1: Ohh look at Toulong
Girl2: I know. He's so cute.
Girl 3: Ahhhh.... he iss!

Toulong: *just blushes
Toulong by Lovee<3 February 25, 2010
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Short for "toket brontak", Indonesian term for big tits, we're talking about tits so big they rip through shirts.
A : "Anjir tadi gua ketemu kasir indumaret TOBRON parah."
B : "Oh tau gua yang kacamataan ya? Parah itu TOBRON ampe bajunya gamuat."
tobron by elendwelt March 9, 2018

tolongas 

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.
Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.
tolongas by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006

tobyonthetele 

An ambiguous queen who used to go by johnontheradio but rebranded to tobyonthetele. Queen can draw, play games on twitch really good, and literally owns the fucking internet in itself. Toby is apart of the misfits podcast with Fitz, Swaggersouls, Zuckles, McCreamy, and INotorious. He tends to be shipped with Kryoz with the endless amount of flirting they do in their live streams.
Literally Everyone: Is tobyonthetele gay?

Stans: HES AMBIGUOUS!
tobyonthetele by massivevirgin February 13, 2019

The Tolono Tug

The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.
Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...

Toelonoscopy 

Keep being a smart ass and I'll give you an Toelonoscopy
Toelonoscopy by Don Ee July 6, 2016