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the result of toby and ilene, the ship of the century. not only is toblene a sexy ship name, but it's also got some spicy tea and drama. how does a teenage girl get the love of her life, a guy 3 years older than her, to realise his love for her back? this is their story.
"omg have you heard about toblene's new drama?"
"n-no?"
"omg! toby said happy bday to ilene! keep up, will u! smh"
toblene by your mum1 November 29, 2021
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tableness 

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.
How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!
tableness by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010
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Toileneer 

A fancy name for a restroom attendant.
"Why do toileneers exist?"
A very very sexy kind person, though usually undersetimated she can be the best person in your life. Loud, confident and the best person in your life. She's the hottest and knows how to handle guys, they usually come after her, but she can ruin it sometimes. Usually very competitive and sporty person however she's more mind than heart. To those who she trusts, be careful she's not one to trust many; so don't take her for granted. Though all her friends will agree that she's fierce and loyal.
Wow, your being such a Toulene' right now.
Did you see Toulene's roasts?
toulene by Djordje the beast March 20, 2018
a fag who loves omori and town of salem
"Are you a TOBLEEK?"
tobleek by kachan April 1, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026