to communize

To rob something and give it out to the people who need it.

God damnit, my neighbour just communized all of the hotdogs from the barbeque, atleast the family under us gets to eat.

My wife loves to communize our leftovers, that's the bare minimum you can do as a white family in the suburb where the state excludes and passes policies that target the homeless and poor.

by Loafur May 29, 2022

failure to communicate

A failure to communicate occurs when the lines-of-communication are so broken down that you might as well be attempting to convey information not by means of the spoken word, but rather by some obscure and arcane non-verbal dialect comprised solely of farts and tap dancing.

'The story . . . was entitled "The Dancing Fool." Like so many Kilgore Trout stories, it was about a tragic failure to communicate.

'Here was the plot: A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing.

'Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golfclub.'

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 5 (page 58).

by Dinkum September 2, 2013

failure to communicate

failure to communicate (n)

Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.

husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."

This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.

by wakingpain October 28, 2006

Introduction to Communication

a college level humanities class that teaches important things that are key to having a job and adulthood like:

- How to Write a Resume

- How survive a job interview

- Verbal Communication

- Non-Verbal Communication

- Personal Space

- and of course Relations

What I had for homework tonight in Introduction to Communication was I had to write a two page long diary entry and connect my thoughts to what I learned in class.

by Tyler Stinson June 14, 2019

failure to communicate

Verb: A lack of communication demonstrated from slackasses that don't return numerous phone calls.

Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.

by PTL April 26, 2006

Failure to Communicate

A band based out of H-town Mass, known to use at least 6 guitars in every song even though the band is only made up of 4 members. their guitars are made up of 3 acustic guitars, one 12 string rickerbacker, 2 electric guitar, a parlor guitar. and a homless HPS on the Bass. known also to use abnormally large guitar picks and sleep in basements of random people where ever they go. only one can really play but they still have gone platinum back in the early 90s. their genres include Rock, old school, and Ska

JAX: Hey man Where you headin??

HPS: Headin Over to the Failure to Communicate concert over at the Madison Square garden

Jax: cool men thier beast

by stingrayjay12 June 5, 2009

Clown to clown communication

This is the type of talking that occurs in organisations, typically, between Marketing and Finance departments.

Whatever is said is generally not logical or contains substance. The main purpose is for humour.

Let's stop the tomfoolery and clown to clown communication we need the financial overview for our marketing pitch by the end of today

by killymilly31 March 10, 2023