by PTL April 07, 2006
Similar to illusion an ALusion is telling a lie so many times that you actually convince yourself that what you're saying it true.
Me and the boys were going to drive my Chevy to Jimmy's Levy for Memorial Day weekend but were under the ALusion that his Dad was going to be staying there instead.
by PTL May 25, 2006
Considering I've left Joe a minimum of five voice messages without as much as one returned call, I think what we've got here is a failure to communicate.
by PTL April 10, 2006
A term commonly used to describe gay Italian men that fantasize about playing baseball for their beloved New York Yankees and/or Mets. In many cases, it's common for their dreams to become sexual in nature.
Lately Donny has been running around the house in his Mets speedo and insisting that everyone refer to him as the Donminator.
by PTL April 11, 2006
A reference made to positioning yourself around an unsavory character or seedy person will certainly lead you down a harmful and descructive path.
If my Daddy knew how much I hung out with ole' Ralph, he'd have certainly said, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas and ticks!"
by PTL May 25, 2006
Reference made to positioning one's self around an unsavory or seedy character that may eventually lead to harm.
If my Daddy knew that I hung out with Ralph he would have surely told me, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas. It's just a matter of time!"
by PTL May 25, 2006
A person who tries to justify their own lazy or selfish behavior by convincing themselves that what they are saying is really true.
Dat bastard who works over at Madison Miles has a tindalcy of not calling people back unless he needs a favor. He's got to be one of the sorriest muthafucka's on this planet.
by PTL April 17, 2006