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tittaydar 

The ability to spot a great pair of tits at 100 paces.
My tittaydar is tracking a pair of gently swaying tits all the way down the block.
tittaydar by dogmatic_purview May 20, 2009
Words you can keep

tittyfart 

where the titty is wet and gets slaped with the other to create a tittyfart.
dude, your mom had the biggest tittyfart ever lastnight.
tittyfart by Ian May 13, 2005

tittygargoyle

One whose "titties" take on a monstorous appearance during the day in order to frighten and horrify young children. The Greeks coined this term to primarily describe fifth grade teachers.
Mrs. Balzdorf was a tittygargoyle! Everytime she moved in front of the class, her titties bounced and killed small children.
tittygargoyle by Rob July 25, 2004

tittygargoyle

one who enjoys sucking on chicken teet. expecially one with a bisexual or homosexual orientation. or PrinceDerek Allums. somewhat similar to the Assgoblin except not as talented at shuffling cards
Wow, PrinceDerek sure is a tittygargoyle. He had that chicken on its back in a flash.
tittygargoyle by elizabeth July 20, 2004

tittycart 

Any brisk moving recreational vehicle (Golf Cart, ATV, etc.) that is regularly driven by or contains a large breasted woman.
(Looking into the distance...)

"Don't look now, but here comes the tittycart."
tittycart by SoniChrio August 1, 2008

tittydrop 

When someone/somebody does something stupid, dumb, etc.
When the teacher said "what colour is the sky?"

the girl said "brown", so the boy said "wow, tittydropper'
tittydrop by Angela Kisner August 28, 2013

Tittytarien 

A man who is obsessed with tits
Omg they are so big I am going tittytarien on them
Tittytarien by Ufillmeup October 18, 2015
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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