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tittyfart 

where the titty is wet and gets slaped with the other to create a tittyfart.
dude, your mom had the biggest tittyfart ever lastnight.
tittyfart by Ian May 13, 2005

tittygargoyle

One whose "titties" take on a monstorous appearance during the day in order to frighten and horrify young children. The Greeks coined this term to primarily describe fifth grade teachers.
Mrs. Balzdorf was a tittygargoyle! Everytime she moved in front of the class, her titties bounced and killed small children.
tittygargoyle by Rob July 25, 2004

tittygargoyle

one who enjoys sucking on chicken teet. expecially one with a bisexual or homosexual orientation. or PrinceDerek Allums. somewhat similar to the Assgoblin except not as talented at shuffling cards
Wow, PrinceDerek sure is a tittygargoyle. He had that chicken on its back in a flash.
tittygargoyle by elizabeth July 20, 2004

tittycart 

Any brisk moving recreational vehicle (Golf Cart, ATV, etc.) that is regularly driven by or contains a large breasted woman.
(Looking into the distance...)

"Don't look now, but here comes the tittycart."
tittycart by SoniChrio August 1, 2008

tittydrop 

When someone/somebody does something stupid, dumb, etc.
When the teacher said "what colour is the sky?"

the girl said "brown", so the boy said "wow, tittydropper'
tittydrop by Angela Kisner August 28, 2013

Tittytarien 

A man who is obsessed with tits
Omg they are so big I am going tittytarien on them
Tittytarien by Ufillmeup October 18, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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