tittaydar

The ability to spot a great pair of tits at 100 paces.

My tittaydar is tracking a pair of gently swaying tits all the way down the block.

by dogmatic_purview May 20, 2009

tittyfart

where the titty is wet and gets slaped with the other to create a tittyfart.

dude, your mom had the biggest tittyfart ever lastnight.

by Ian May 13, 2005

tittygargoyle

One whose "titties" take on a monstorous appearance during the day in order to frighten and horrify young children. The Greeks coined this term to primarily describe fifth grade teachers.

Mrs. Balzdorf was a tittygargoyle! Everytime she moved in front of the class, her titties bounced and killed small children.

by Rob July 25, 2004

tittygargoyle

one who enjoys sucking on chicken teet. expecially one with a bisexual or homosexual orientation. or PrinceDerek Allums. somewhat similar to the Assgoblin except not as talented at shuffling cards

Wow, PrinceDerek sure is a tittygargoyle. He had that chicken on its back in a flash.

by elizabeth July 20, 2004

tittycart

Any brisk moving recreational vehicle (Golf Cart, ATV, etc.) that is regularly driven by or contains a large breasted woman.

(Looking into the distance...)

"Don't look now, but here comes the tittycart."

by SoniChrio August 1, 2008

tittydrop

When someone/somebody does something stupid, dumb, etc.

When the teacher said "what colour is the sky?"

the girl said "brown", so the boy said "wow, tittydropper'

by Angela Kisner August 28, 2013

Tittytarien

A man who is obsessed with tits

Omg they are so big I am going tittytarien on them

by Ufillmeup October 18, 2015