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"the hungry baby elephant suckled from its mothers frosty TEET"

k thnx. teet. use it.
by A-Train March 09, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.
"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
by Gisborne January 19, 2011
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San Francisco based slang, meaning an awesome woman, usually one that projects a glittery "prom queen" attitude at all time. A woman with flair and high sex appeal.
Look at teets over there, killing it again, for the win...
by robertlsfo September 08, 2009
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An expression used to convey annoyance, and/or general feeling of disappointment. Often times accompanied by the "teet face" i.e. head tilted downward and to the side, with an eyebrow raised.
by Teets MacGee December 08, 2011
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Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon
Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets
by tomraukura March 28, 2007
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