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TimKOng
A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
Timo
Timo is a cute,smart,funny,nice guy. If a girl has a crush on Timo, she's on a good track. Timos are sensitive but also manly. Timos are also GREAT in bed.
girl 1: oh my God, Timo and I fucked the whole night long
girl 2: how was it?
girl 1: it was wonderful! Timo's penis is huge!
girl 2: cool! can I join?
girl 2: how was it?
girl 1: it was wonderful! Timo's penis is huge!
girl 2: cool! can I join?
Timo by jaxon99992 February 21, 2010
Timo
Timo, commenly known as a sexy male with a massive penis and huge balls that all the chicks want to taste his sasauge. Timo(Tim)
girl1: mmmm, i tasted timo's sausage last night.
girl2: how was it.
girl1: i didnt get to the end it was that huge!
girl2: how was it.
girl1: i didnt get to the end it was that huge!
Timo by John Patason May 17, 2008
TimoLily
Two elements that, when combined, make up the very essence of true love. When water is added, properties of silliness are displayed, and side affects are childish behavior lasting for up to hours at a time in each interval. When the two element are separated Sightings of a TimoLily in its rawest form are quite uncommon. It is often said to be the envy of all which surrounds it.
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