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marco: hey timoo
timoo: kontol
timoo by ternz_ok June 4, 2021
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A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
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Timo is an optimistic person. he knows exactly how to cheer people up. He is one of the most caring and sweet people I know. He is adventurous, and is always in to try something new. He has a strong spirit, you can see it in his beautifull gleaming eyes.
Timo is such an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend.
Timo by anonymous September 10, 2020
Timo is a cute,smart,funny,nice guy. If a girl has a crush on Timo, she's on a good track. Timos are sensitive but also manly. Timos are also GREAT in bed.
girl 1: oh my God, Timo and I fucked the whole night long
girl 2: how was it?
girl 1: it was wonderful! Timo's penis is huge!
girl 2: cool! can I join?
Timo by jaxon99992 February 21, 2010
Timo, commenly known as a sexy male with a massive penis and huge balls that all the chicks want to taste his sasauge. Timo(Tim)
girl1: mmmm, i tasted timo's sausage last night.
girl2: how was it.
girl1: i didnt get to the end it was that huge!
Timo by John Patason May 17, 2008
The guy everyone wants to bang. TIMO! short for timothy. all hail timo!
girl1: hey, did you see Timo? he looks especially hot today.
girl2: hell yea, i wanna bang him. *girls go and bang Timo*
Timo by jolie February 23, 2005

TimoLily 

Two elements that, when combined, make up the very essence of true love. When water is added, properties of silliness are displayed, and side affects are childish behavior lasting for up to hours at a time in each interval. When the two element are separated Sightings of a TimoLily in its rawest form are quite uncommon. It is often said to be the envy of all which surrounds it.
John and Jane wish they were Timolily
TimoLily by Timolily January 16, 2008
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