Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Something like snake with hair, its very poisonic
Lucinta luna have a kontol, but she pretend dont have
by JohnQntl January 12, 2019
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nslang, equivalent to dick,cock.
/male sexual organ. Origin : Bahasa Indonesia
your kontol is big
by James Simatupang May 13, 2003
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An Indonesian taboo or adult word meaning a penis. In Javanese language 'kontol' originally means scrotum or testis.
"Masak udah jadi ibu ibu, bersuami dan beranak masih cari kontol?!" (How come?! She has a husband and children still look for a kontol. At least when she browses, chats, .. Penis, Dick, Prick, testis, ..
by Jokos April 02, 2010
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