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A stinky, unbearably ugly, chopped worker who never leads, only follows. The type of person who reeks up every room they walk into. A Tiloot is stuck forever at the bottom, working for others, never the boss, always begging for scraps. No ambition, no respect, no control. Just a smelly, clueless follower who drags everyone else down with them.
He talks big online, but in real life he’s just a tiloot
Connor you're such a tiloot!
tiloot by peter gaming August 30, 2025
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A bumbling idiot who never knows what’s going on, stinks and I mean STINKS! And has absolutely zero follow-through. A tiloot starts projects but never finishes them, constantly leaves tasks half-done, and thinks they can code but can't do anything. Basically, the walking embodiment of failure. A tiloot is the kind of person who can’t finish the simplest task, always smells a little off, and somehow manages to be both clueless and annoying at the same time. Basically, the ultimate bumbling fool.
Bro, you forgot your own birthday? You’re such a tiloot.
tiloot by peter gaming August 30, 2025
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tiloot: noun

A person of unparalleled excellence, a true mastermind and natural leader who excels in every endeavor. Often described as a superhero or even a god-like figure, a tiloot is the epitome of confidence, skill, and influence. When someone is a tiloot, they don’t just succeed—they redefine success.
"He led the team to victory in under 10 minutes—total tiloot energy."
tiloot by Cole Gauge February 2, 2026
Products pilfered from other people's lavatories.
Toiloot by iMillie December 24, 2012

tilottama 

Tilottama is a name embedded in culture. It represents the epitome of beauty. It means the city of kolkata. Tilottama is another word for delicate, quick eroding, roots of our heritage that keeps us grounded.
Tilottama! You're beautiful!
tilottama by Slaystress April 2, 2019
Automated version of a smelly, ginger, girly music loving,short, bearded freaky deaky man! Scared of wasps and dogs, orignated from swindon, has no real identity other than those he fraudulently uses from other characters! Aspires to be straight.
"hey Tilbot"

"gwa ra la la, turn the knife, burn you i your sleep, £1.60, thats all i need, judan!"

"im fine thanks Tilbot, have a nice day"
Tilbot by GLC crew October 19, 2006

tillotson 

A very weird person, who makes you feel uncomfortable sometimes. But he is also very funny at times, so that makes up for it.
That's definitely a Tillotson
tillotson by The Third WILL May 19, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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