Timeo

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Timeo is a great guy who anyone would be lucky to have as a friend. He is sweet and loving and so caring that everyone is his friends and no one can be mean to him. He loves Cristiano Ronaldo, soccer in general, penguin, the colour red and his best friends. If you have a Timeo, be sure to keep him, because he is very precious and stupid.

Guy 1: hey you know Timeo
Girl 1: Yeah! Doesn't everyone know him? He's soooo cool!

Timeo by Your friend, Stupdio pinguuuuu April 30, 2020

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Timeo

Timeos' are funny, cool, and awesome. They are very active and love penguins. They love sports but especially soccer!

Person: That timeo is good at soccer.

Timeo by toma5os April 12, 2019

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Timeo

Timeo is nice but is an enormous simp and loves soccer

Boy1: guess what?
Boy2:timeo went with his gf instead of going with you
Boy 1: yup

Timeo by Nigger 39 45 November 21, 2021

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Timeo

As or if relating to a horse typically found in Australia

The timeo was faster than the donkey

Timeo by CoolDude5555 June 3, 2020

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Timéo

His a special friend, very smart, very kind. He know alot of things and feel sorry when someone his unhappy or mad. He is an ideal sex partner, usually do his best to make people feel confident and confortable with him.

Ho Timéo is a great friend for sure.

Timéo by David.esome November 22, 2021

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Timéo

you are very beautiful and the most amazing person on earth, everybody likes you, you look sexy at

Timéo est extrêmement séduisant.

Timéo by Timéo November 22, 2021

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Timéo

Timéo is a pretty much cool dude.

Je timéo pas mal ajd.

Timéo by Timburtyyy November 26, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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