Timmothy

Name: Timmothy Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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An amazinggggg tranie from staples who once had to help me with my credit card because it wouldnt go through, and i peed my pants from laughing, it likes to wear mini skirts to staples, has exelent taste in eyeliner and is a little scary, i think hes cool (david doesnt) he recives secret messages from us on the typewriter display, we love you timmothy, david does esspecailly so if you read this please go visit him at his house, you know where it is ;D

David: Ew?!? Is that a guy or a girl at register 2?
Taylor: (slaps him) NO! thats TIMMOTHY, duhh. Dude, serious party foul.

Timmothy by Lady GaGa October 17, 2012

Words you can keep

Timmothy

some kid who always wants candy especially my candy.

this kids always has candy prob a timmothy

Timmothy by dank meme gu vcjsaN December 12, 2017

Timmothy

Just... Just someone you don't want to know.

Oh now, Timmothy is in the closet again!

Timmothy by MargretFakku February 26, 2020

Timmothy

Timmothy is a handsome man who typically gets attention from a lot of girls. His penis size is 3x bigger than the average male size. Timmothy has a big heart, his love is very strong and pure, just like his smile. Once you get a Timmothy, be careful not to lose him! As a man like this can be difficult to find! He is very loyal, good looking, funny and nice. They can be quite playful but are serious most of the times. Once you lay hands on a Timmothy, just know you’re life has been blessed.

Look at the fine ass guy, he must be a Timmothy

Timmothy by Thegloc October 4, 2022

Timmothy Jenkons

The greatest person ever. Plain and simple. He is everywhere, and nowhere.

A: Who do you think is going to win the NCAA Tourney this year?

B: Timmothy Jenkons of course!

A: Oh yah, I forgot.

Timmothy Jenkons by Timmy J. April 15, 2008

Timothy

Name

My name is Timothy

Timothy by Michigan Tim November 21, 2020

Timothy

The best guy you could ever meet. A good husband , son, father and friend. He loves his family and friends with all his heart and will do anything to protect them. He has a temper if you make him mad but he is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. I had a timothy in my life and he was great this is in memorial as a small thing I can do. I'll never forget my timothy.

11-21-1977 to 7-20-18

That guy timothy is so amazing

Timothy by BeebosForehead September 16, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026