by Rick James May 14, 2004
Get the timist mug.Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
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Get the Timism mug.The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.
by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009
Get the TimeStamp mug.Tigist is an absolute queen. Tigist is friends with everyone she meets but also is crazy loyal to her best friends and will hype them up on the daily. Honestly everyone needs a Tigist in their life.
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Get the Tigist mug.A really nice, sweet person who easily makes friends. A person who is constantly figuring things out and has a higher level of thinking. Also slang for attracts many lovers.
by wordetymologist23 January 6, 2015
Get the timinte mug.Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.
Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.
by xintellectualllx September 25, 2007
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