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A person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other daily schedules, or who believes that a particular daily schedule is superior to another. The behaviour is likely to occur when an "early bird" and a "night owl" are supposed to cooperate with each other.
- Let's schedule the meeting at 7 am.
- What? In the middle of the night? You timeist bastard!

- It's past 20:00. They have already closed the park.
- That's timeist! The evening has just started. Where are we supposed to go now?
Timeist by misku April 9, 2020
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Someone who is a timeist, is kind of like time racist- wow me not wanting to make a whole definition👌
Person1: "Good morning"
Person2: "It's night here"
Person3: "Just have a good, dont be a timeist"
Timeist by 1centimeter November 28, 2018
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Anonymous: Timestamp!!!
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They took our jobs!
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