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A person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of other daily schedules, or who believes that a particular daily schedule is superior to another. The behaviour is likely to occur when an "early bird" and a "night owl" are supposed to cooperate with each other.
- Let's schedule the meeting at 7 am.
- What? In the middle of the night? You timeist bastard!

- It's past 20:00. They have already closed the park.
- That's timeist! The evening has just started. Where are we supposed to go now?
Timeist by misku April 9, 2020
Words you can keep
Someone who is a timeist, is kind of like time racist- wow me not wanting to make a whole definition👌
Person1: "Good morning"
Person2: "It's night here"
Person3: "Just have a good, dont be a timeist"
Timeist by 1centimeter November 28, 2018
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TimeStamp 

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.
OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!
TimeStamp by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009

timecist 

A person who is prejudice against people from the future.
They took our jobs!
timecist by rezuke April 29, 2004

Timesist 

When you say that someone has to be a certain timezone to do something.
Join my roleplay! Only pst and est
"Ew she's so timesist"
Timesist by Tana333 September 24, 2018

Timestopper Shit 

A Timestopper Shit is a type of that that has qualities consisting of being massive, rancid, abhorrent, putrid, rotting, boiling, highly acidic, volatile, toxic, festering, violent, horrific, diabolical, universe ending, diseased, unholy, infested, absolutely fucking disgusting, steamy, moist, chunky chili dumpy diarrhea shit. It's fabled to cause time itself to stop should it happen. You will know when somebody is about to release a Timestopper Shit.
Dude you smell that? I think someone is about to lay down a Timestopper Shit in your bathroom!
Timestopper Shit by Kirtune July 12, 2019

Titmeister 

a person expert in tits, or renowned for tits
Friend: You are a master of tits, aka "The Titmeister".

Me: What does that mean?

Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.
Titmeister by scruffylooking July 10, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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