Timism

A religion based on the belief that Tim exists.

I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.

by born_again_timist September 16, 2007

Timism

Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.

Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.

by xintellectualllx September 25, 2007

Timism

The ability to start over and over and over and over again, without ever learning anything

you get caught, you try again, same shit, different state

by smarterthanthat May 5, 2004

Timism

otherwise known as a Clapham, this is where someone requests a stupid change to software

What do you mean they want the software to also make their toast in a morning? That is just a Timism

by UrbanAnthonycdwsqdUrbanAnthony May 10, 2018

Timism

A collection of various, unrelated items usually put in a container or drawer etc. This goes beyond a junk drawer in that none of the items go together and leaves anyone who discovers it dumbfounded . (named after Tim Cole unknowing creator of Timisms.)

I discovered a timism containing my passport, cotton balls, dog treats, a screw and a piece of thread.

by MDUSA November 27, 2024

Tiiism

Tiiism: a belief that all philosophies, and religions, have some things in them which ring true, as well as other things which ring hollow, and that no amount of belief, or faith, will ever make the hollow things ring true. Conversely, no amount of disbelief, or lack of proof that a truth was divinely inspired, will make it any less true.

Tii is Estonian for "Path" "Road" or "Way".

also see Tao.

You may not believe that Jesus or Buddha were divine, but the Golden Rule is still tiiism.

The following quote by Buddha is a tiiism . . .

"Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace."

~~~Buddha ~~~~

by SlamIAm September 10, 2010

timsimon

Rubbing a girls butthole while fucking her doggy style.

I'm about to put the timsimon on her.
This is the third week I timsimoned a hoe.
I heard this one kid in school say he was timsimoning a hoe for 3hours.

by Bob sanders August 30, 2013