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A more or less Official measurement of time equal to the amount of time it takes for everything to be over.

Timinutes are the largest valid conceivable measurements of time.

It can be used to represent the end of time as nothing comes after it.
Timothy: I'll be right back! Wait for me!
Frazier: Let's not wait for Timothy, it'll be a Timinute before he gets back.
Julie: You're right, we can't let Tim ruin our Experience!
Kate: He always takes a Timinute.
Timinute by UrbanVerbatim October 13, 2023
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timentesambularephobia

- Why you never walk?
- I have timentesambularephobia.
- What is that?
- Your mom.

Timinged 

(Tai-mingd)

A word/phrase I came up with for the following scenario in the game For Honor;
When the enemy team is nearing 1000 points and you are killed by an enemy, and the length of the execution animation the enemy uses extends your death to after they have reached 1000 points, causing you to be unable to respawn when, if a shorter execution had been used or none at all, you would have died before they reached 1000 points and been able to respawn.
I would have been able to help my team in the last fight but I got timinged again.
Timinged by UrbanScribe7 May 26, 2021
a friend you can depend on, funny, attractive, and uh cool😁
woah who’s that dude over there
oh him? hes timonte
timonte by irada August 31, 2021

timinesh 

The numbers go up to Timinesh
You should pray to Timinesh
timinesh by GodBigBrother July 21, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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