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titiot savant
a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.
Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
titiot savant by theinstigator December 15, 2013
Taliophobia
The irrational fear someone experiences after the whole KE Twitter fiasco with Talia. Feeling repulsed and disgusted by the mere mention of her name.
-I am afraid of listening to Talia singing on yet another Villaneve edit.
-Oh, babes, that's Taliophobia.
-Oh, babes, that's Taliophobia.
Taliophobia by VickaPaps April 14, 2022
Lily Tilton
Usually a very normal looking girl. Although lily is a type of flower and plant, this lily is a blonde woman (mostly).
Lily Tilton is also an actress lesser known, in a few low budget movies.
Lily Tilton is also a complete bitch, who doesnt give a fuck about anyone but herself.
Lily Tilton is also an actress lesser known, in a few low budget movies.
Lily Tilton is also a complete bitch, who doesnt give a fuck about anyone but herself.
Lily Tilton by Jackwack3 December 13, 2010