tilio

a sexy french man. he sails and eats snails. also he likes Americans with names starting with an R.

“Tilio how are your nails?”
“ Really good, Rosa, Hon.”

by Skidsa October 1, 2023

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

tilim

"rockets" in hebrew. comes from the hebrew fraze :"tilim la risim". meanning : over the top - excellente - the best - very good.

a: whats up dude ?
b: tilim!!!

a:where have u been all night?
b:in a tilim party

this weed is tilim!!!

by DJD669 January 22, 2008

Talion

Probably the coolest man of Gondor to seek revenge on the Dark Lord Sauron and his Orc army for killing his family!!! (Queue LOTR music)

Wow, did you just see Talion decapitate those Orcs?!

by Mkezar July 24, 2015

Taliophobia

The irrational fear someone experiences after the whole KE Twitter fiasco with Talia. Feeling repulsed and disgusted by the mere mention of her name.

-I am afraid of listening to Talia singing on yet another Villaneve edit.
-Oh, babes, that's Taliophobia.

by VickaPaps April 14, 2022

Lily Tilton

Usually a very normal looking girl. Although lily is a type of flower and plant, this lily is a blonde woman (mostly).

Lily Tilton is also an actress lesser known, in a few low budget movies.

Lily Tilton is also a complete bitch, who doesnt give a fuck about anyone but herself.

Ohh i heard Lily Tilton was in that.

Did you hear what Lily said?

by Jackwack3 December 13, 2010

titiot

Any person who loses rational thinking capabilities in the presence of breasts (bare or otherwise)

When I take my friend to the gentleman's club, he becomes a total titiot.

by ChantryKnight May 17, 2015