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A Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil. Some times known as a Dixon or Dicky Ticon, these are the best pencils on Earth. They are the reason why pencils in cartoons and artwork are yellow--because they are the only pencils in the world. You can snap a Ticon in half and put it back together again. The eraser works every time. It doesn't take two hours to manually sharpen, only to get a shitty point that barely shows up on paper.

Other models include the TRI-conderoga, which is a trianguar black pencil, sometimes called a "Stealth Ticon", the Noir, or "Shiny Ticon", which is a holographic one, The Recycled Tires Ticon, also called a "Stealth Ticon", the Mircoban Ticon, which is a pencil with a baby blue coloring that apparently kills germs with it's greatness, and the EnviroStiks, which is called the "Envi Ticon", which is just bare wood.
Dude: Aww dude, I need a pencil

Person: *Pulls out Ticon*

Dude: YO HOOK ME UP WITH ONE OF THE BEST PENCILS IN THE WORLD

Person: Here, use my stealth ticon.
Ticon by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011
an emoticon representing an emo kid's emotions. For instance:

=:-| Emo Kid Happy
#:-| Emo Girl Happy
=:-| Emo Kid Sad
#:-| Emo Girl Sad
=:-( Emo Kid When He Realizes His Parents Still Hate Him
The only proper way for EmoKid7432 to express his true feelings to his girlfriend EmoGirlWhiteStripes238 when he found out his parents still hated him was with an emo-ticon
emo-ticon by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've 

The way smart people say whom.
Person 1: I do not know whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've I will give my business to when I pass away.
Person 2: What the fuck?
A useless character, in a horrible movie, that hogs screen time, lowers the standards for actresses, sets new standards for awful hair styles, adds nothing of value to the plot, makes terrible decisions, and replaces Jar Jar Binks as the worst character in all Star Wars movies.
Well, they can't be any worse than Rose Tico...can they?
Rose Tico by Fantronn June 21, 2018

Urban Penis Tionary 

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary
Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!
1. A female name normally associated with a vibrant, happy go lucky, full of energy, kindred spirit.

This female is usually gorgeous, and her beauty is not only skin deep- she does not lack in compassion and love for others and all living things.

Family means a great deal to this person, as do friends.

Tionni almost always has a string of boys following her around, hoping to win her heart..

With big eyes and a gentle heart and heaps of talent, it's no wonder everyone wants to be her friend. And true friends she has..
She is such a great person and so beautiful inside and out. She must be a Tionni.
Tionni by Sade467 August 12, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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