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A wristbreaker is a large test or hand-written essay that requires an unusually large amount of writing compared to the average. You know you have a wristbreaker when the next day, it looks like you injected your wrist with steroids.
Joe: Bob! Holy crap, what happened to your wrist?
Bob: I had a wristbreaker yesterday in history class, and no my wrist muscle is jacked.
Bob: I had a wristbreaker yesterday in history class, and no my wrist muscle is jacked.
by cee-em-kay April 6, 2011
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Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011
Get the Comment closer mug.A person who is Scirish is a person whose nationalities are both Irish and Scottish. In case you don't understand, it's a combo of Scottish and Irish.
Person: Hey, I'm Irish!
Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!
Person: I'm also Scottish!
Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!
Person: We're Scirish!
Dude: The fuck?
Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!
Person: I'm also Scottish!
Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!
Person: We're Scirish!
Dude: The fuck?
by cee-em-kay December 11, 2011
Get the Scirish mug.Philmont is a camp run by the Boy Scouts of America in Cimarron, New Mexico. By all accounts, Philmont isn't a typical "summer camp".
For anywhere between one week to two, you spend backpacking (with a fifty pound pack) with your troop up and down treacherous mountains that the average person would break down and cry upon seeing. Switchbacks are so common, that by the end of your stay there, you walk up hills in a switchback fashion, with all of your friends looking at you like you are from some different planet.
Philmont treks have been known to go above 100+ miles, which first time troops are encouraged not to take, because of the level of difficult it is set at (Legendary). In fact, many workers smile when a first time troop picks "Normal" difficulty.
Problems on the trail include dehydration, diarrhea, blisters, broken bones, fist fights over who should do the dishes, bear attacks, leaving somebody up in the bear bag, testicular elephantiasis, thunderstorms, broken water filtration systems, and lost weight.
Mount Baldy, Mount Phillips, and the Tooth of Time are popular obstacles troops overcome easily.
For anywhere between one week to two, you spend backpacking (with a fifty pound pack) with your troop up and down treacherous mountains that the average person would break down and cry upon seeing. Switchbacks are so common, that by the end of your stay there, you walk up hills in a switchback fashion, with all of your friends looking at you like you are from some different planet.
Philmont treks have been known to go above 100+ miles, which first time troops are encouraged not to take, because of the level of difficult it is set at (Legendary). In fact, many workers smile when a first time troop picks "Normal" difficulty.
Problems on the trail include dehydration, diarrhea, blisters, broken bones, fist fights over who should do the dishes, bear attacks, leaving somebody up in the bear bag, testicular elephantiasis, thunderstorms, broken water filtration systems, and lost weight.
Mount Baldy, Mount Phillips, and the Tooth of Time are popular obstacles troops overcome easily.
Dude: So yer goin' to Philmont?
Wide-eyed scout: Yessir! It's gonna be awesome!
Dude: It was awesome fer me eggsept I got inta fist fight wit my friend over the dishes.
Wide-eyed scout: Yessir! It's gonna be awesome!
Dude: It was awesome fer me eggsept I got inta fist fight wit my friend over the dishes.
by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
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Ticonderphile: Hey can I borrow a pencil?
Person: Is pen okay?
Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!
Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.
Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
Person: Is pen okay?
Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!
Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.
Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
by cee-em-kay September 23, 2011
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by cee-em-kay May 3, 2011
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LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE WHOPPER
LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE WHOPPER
by cee-em-kay April 7, 2011
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