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Used on the internet as an extreme form of /rage.
(there isn't supposed to be a space between the colon and the slashes, but urbandictionary is gay and won't "let me post links in the example". http: //rage)
(there isn't supposed to be a space between the colon and the slashes, but urbandictionary is gay and won't "let me post links in the example". http: //rage)
Dude: HOLY SHIT I JUST DIED IN SKYRIM AND I DIDN'T SAVE!!!!11!!
Other dude: /rage, bro?
Dude: NO! (http: //rage)
Other dude: /rage, bro?
Dude: NO! (http: //rage)
by cee-em-kay November 18, 2011
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1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.
2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
Dude: No, what happened?
Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!
Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!
Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!
Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
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Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011
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1) To preform excellent against an opposing force you are expect to lose against, and you are pulling the win right out of your asshole sometimes. However, against opposing forces that are regarded weaker than you and become an "expected win", you just fuck around the WHOLE TIME and then wonder why you fucking lost.
2) To choke at the big game
3) To leave a city/job/team that you are excelling at to go to another city/job/team that might need your skillz homie, then you realize you ain't all that.
1) To preform excellent against an opposing force you are expect to lose against, and you are pulling the win right out of your asshole sometimes. However, against opposing forces that are regarded weaker than you and become an "expected win", you just fuck around the WHOLE TIME and then wonder why you fucking lost.
2) To choke at the big game
3) To leave a city/job/team that you are excelling at to go to another city/job/team that might need your skillz homie, then you realize you ain't all that.
Fan 1: Oh my fucking God! It's 50,000 to zero, and we're playing the Detroit FUCKING Lions!
Fan 2: I know man! I don't get why our team is McNabbing it up out there!
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Not as good people: HELP! We need your help! Help us!
'Stud': I'll help and become the hero!
Cynical Person: I hope your not going to be McNabbing.
Fan 2: I know man! I don't get why our team is McNabbing it up out there!
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Not as good people: HELP! We need your help! Help us!
'Stud': I'll help and become the hero!
Cynical Person: I hope your not going to be McNabbing.
by cee-em-kay March 23, 2011
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Joe: Bob! Holy crap, what happened to your wrist?
Bob: I had a wristbreaker yesterday in history class, and no my wrist muscle is jacked.
Bob: I had a wristbreaker yesterday in history class, and no my wrist muscle is jacked.
by cee-em-kay April 6, 2011
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LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE WHOPPER
LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE WHOPPER
by cee-em-kay April 7, 2011
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Ticonderphile: Hey can I borrow a pencil?
Person: Is pen okay?
Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!
Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.
Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
Person: Is pen okay?
Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!
Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.
Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
by cee-em-kay September 23, 2011
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