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McNabbing

McNabbing has three definitions:

1) To preform excellent against an opposing force you are expect to lose against, and you are pulling the win right out of your asshole sometimes. However, against opposing forces that are regarded weaker than you and become an "expected win", you just fuck around the WHOLE TIME and then wonder why you fucking lost.

2) To choke at the big game

3) To leave a city/job/team that you are excelling at to go to another city/job/team that might need your skillz homie, then you realize you ain't all that.
Fan 1: Oh my fucking God! It's 50,000 to zero, and we're playing the Detroit FUCKING Lions!

Fan 2: I know man! I don't get why our team is McNabbing it up out there!

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Not as good people: HELP! We need your help! Help us!

'Stud': I'll help and become the hero!

Cynical Person: I hope your not going to be McNabbing.
by cee-em-kay March 23, 2011
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Gone forever

When an object is just enough out of reach that would require energy to mobilize yourself to retrieve.
Me: *drops pen*
*attempts to pick up with foot*
Eh, Gone forever.
by cee-em-kay May 3, 2011
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Comment closer

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011
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Ticonderphile

A person who loves using a pencil during school. They are called Ticonderphiles because, if they have a choice, 99% of all Ticonderphiles will use a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, or a Ticon, as their writing utensil. And really, who can blame them?
Ticonderphile: Hey can I borrow a pencil?

Person: Is pen okay?

Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!

Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.

Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
by cee-em-kay September 23, 2011
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Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"
Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...
by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011
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Bad Touch Tuesday

Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.
Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?

Scotty: Bro, what day is it?

Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!

Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.

Scotty: *grope*
by cee-em-kay April 1, 2011
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V-BL Day

Just like V-E Day or V-J Day, V-BL day is May 2nd, 2011; the day the United States of America found and killed Osama bin Laden and ended his reign of Hide and Seek Champion of the World.
Hypedude: WHOOOOOO!!

Dude: Yo, bro, why so hype?

Hypedude: V-BL DAY DUDE!!!!!!1!!
by cee-em-kay May 25, 2011
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