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Philmont

Philmont is a camp run by the Boy Scouts of America in Cimarron, New Mexico. By all accounts, Philmont isn't a typical "summer camp".

For anywhere between one week to two, you spend backpacking (with a fifty pound pack) with your troop up and down treacherous mountains that the average person would break down and cry upon seeing. Switchbacks are so common, that by the end of your stay there, you walk up hills in a switchback fashion, with all of your friends looking at you like you are from some different planet.

Philmont treks have been known to go above 100+ miles, which first time troops are encouraged not to take, because of the level of difficult it is set at (Legendary). In fact, many workers smile when a first time troop picks "Normal" difficulty.

Problems on the trail include dehydration, diarrhea, blisters, broken bones, fist fights over who should do the dishes, bear attacks, leaving somebody up in the bear bag, testicular elephantiasis, thunderstorms, broken water filtration systems, and lost weight.

Mount Baldy, Mount Phillips, and the Tooth of Time are popular obstacles troops overcome easily.
Dude: So yer goin' to Philmont?

Wide-eyed scout: Yessir! It's gonna be awesome!

Dude: It was awesome fer me eggsept I got inta fist fight wit my friend over the dishes.
by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
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Marakin

American. Say "Marakin" a few times while looking at American. You'll get it.
G-Dub: We, all of us Marakin, are gathered here today, to honor Richard "Dicky" Nixon with a BK Double Stacker

LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE WHOPPER
by cee-em-kay April 7, 2011
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Scirish

A person who is Scirish is a person whose nationalities are both Irish and Scottish. In case you don't understand, it's a combo of Scottish and Irish.
Person: Hey, I'm Irish!

Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!

Person: I'm also Scottish!

Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!

Person: We're Scirish!

Dude: The fuck?
by cee-em-kay December 11, 2011
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McNabbing

McNabbing has three definitions:

1) To preform excellent against an opposing force you are expect to lose against, and you are pulling the win right out of your asshole sometimes. However, against opposing forces that are regarded weaker than you and become an "expected win", you just fuck around the WHOLE TIME and then wonder why you fucking lost.

2) To choke at the big game

3) To leave a city/job/team that you are excelling at to go to another city/job/team that might need your skillz homie, then you realize you ain't all that.
Fan 1: Oh my fucking God! It's 50,000 to zero, and we're playing the Detroit FUCKING Lions!

Fan 2: I know man! I don't get why our team is McNabbing it up out there!

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Not as good people: HELP! We need your help! Help us!

'Stud': I'll help and become the hero!

Cynical Person: I hope your not going to be McNabbing.
by cee-em-kay March 23, 2011
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Gone forever

When an object is just enough out of reach that would require energy to mobilize yourself to retrieve.
Me: *drops pen*
*attempts to pick up with foot*
Eh, Gone forever.
by cee-em-kay May 3, 2011
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Ticonderphile

A person who loves using a pencil during school. They are called Ticonderphiles because, if they have a choice, 99% of all Ticonderphiles will use a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, or a Ticon, as their writing utensil. And really, who can blame them?
Ticonderphile: Hey can I borrow a pencil?

Person: Is pen okay?

Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!

Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.

Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
by cee-em-kay September 23, 2011
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Comment closer

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011
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