cee-em-kay's definitions

Gone forever

When an object is just enough out of reach that would require energy to mobilize yourself to retrieve.

Me: *drops pen*
*attempts to pick up with foot*
Eh, Gone forever.

by cee-em-kay May 3, 2011

Ticonderphile

A person who loves using a pencil during school. They are called Ticonderphiles because, if they have a choice, 99% of all Ticonderphiles will use a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, or a Ticon, as their writing utensil. And really, who can blame them?

Ticonderphile: Hey can I borrow a pencil?

Person: Is pen okay?

Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!

Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.

Ticonderphile: *RAGE*

by cee-em-kay September 23, 2011

McNabbing

McNabbing has three definitions:

1) To preform excellent against an opposing force you are expect to lose against, and you are pulling the win right out of your asshole sometimes. However, against opposing forces that are regarded weaker than you and become an "expected win", you just fuck around the WHOLE TIME and then wonder why you fucking lost.

2) To choke at the big game

3) To leave a city/job/team that you are excelling at to go to another city/job/team that might need your skillz homie, then you realize you ain't all that.

Fan 1: Oh my fucking God! It's 50,000 to zero, and we're playing the Detroit FUCKING Lions!

Fan 2: I know man! I don't get why our team is McNabbing it up out there!

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Not as good people: HELP! We need your help! Help us!

'Stud': I'll help and become the hero!

Cynical Person: I hope your not going to be McNabbing.

by cee-em-kay March 23, 2011

Scirish

A person who is Scirish is a person whose nationalities are both Irish and Scottish. In case you don't understand, it's a combo of Scottish and Irish.

Person: Hey, I'm Irish!

Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!

Person: I'm also Scottish!

Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!

Person: We're Scirish!

Dude: The fuck?

by cee-em-kay December 11, 2011

McBreather

When consuming McDonald's or other fast food items, you eat until the point that you are full. However, the moment afterwards your fast food feast, you feel bloated and truly American, which will necessitate a McBreather; a moment of lethargic proportions. You tend not to move, you feel like if you eat anymore food, you will throw up, and within in thirty minutes to an hour, you are capable of eating again. The term "McBreather" may be used with any fast food restaurant, but using it with McDonald's food gives you +1 internets.

George: Oh my gawddddddd. I can't mooovvee.

Stan: Dude. I need a McBreather, man.

George: *gurgles in fatness*

by cee-em-kay April 13, 2011

Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"

Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...

by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011

Penophile

A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.

A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.

Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?

Person: Is pencil okay?

Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?

Person: But it's a Ticon...

Penophile: Ugh...fine...

by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011