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When any sports team wears a "retro" uniform that really isn't retro: they don't follow the proper style, or they add a bunch of old stylings and call it "retro".

The Bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it's just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era.
Uniphile: Those Dodger powder blue throwbacks are really fauxbacks...they aren't made of Satin!

Fan: Uhm...I don't really care. It looks nice.
by cee-em-kay October 4, 2011
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Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
by cee-em-kay March 16, 2011
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Used on the internet as an extreme form of /rage.

(there isn't supposed to be a space between the colon and the slashes, but urbandictionary is gay and won't "let me post links in the example". http: //rage)

Other dude: /rage, bro?

Dude: NO! (http: //rage)
by cee-em-kay November 18, 2011
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A person who is Scirish is a person whose nationalities are both Irish and Scottish. In case you don't understand, it's a combo of Scottish and Irish.
Person: Hey, I'm Irish!

Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!

Person: I'm also Scottish!

Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!

Person: We're Scirish!

Dude: The fuck?
by cee-em-kay June 12, 2011
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That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.
Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.
by cee-em-kay March 23, 2011
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Philmont is a camp run by the Boy Scouts of America in Cimarron, New Mexico. By all accounts, Philmont isn't a typical "summer camp".

For anywhere between one week to two, you spend backpacking (with a fifty pound pack) with your troop up and down treacherous mountains that the average person would break down and cry upon seeing. Switchbacks are so common, that by the end of your stay there, you walk up hills in a switchback fashion, with all of your friends looking at you like you are from some different planet.

Philmont treks have been known to go above 100+ miles, which first time troops are encouraged not to take, because of the level of difficult it is set at (Legendary). In fact, many workers smile when a first time troop picks "Normal" difficulty.

Problems on the trail include dehydration, diarrhea, blisters, broken bones, fist fights over who should do the dishes, bear attacks, leaving somebody up in the bear bag, testicular elephantiasis, thunderstorms, broken water filtration systems, and lost weight.

Mount Baldy, Mount Phillips, and the Tooth of Time are popular obstacles troops overcome easily.
Dude: So yer goin' to Philmont?

Wide-eyed scout: Yessir! It's gonna be awesome!

Dude: It was awesome fer me eggsept I got inta fist fight wit my friend over the dishes.
by cee-em-kay March 16, 2011
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American. Say "Marakin" a few times while looking at American. You'll get it.
G-Dub: We, all of us Marakin, are gathered here today, to honor Richard "Dicky" Nixon with a BK Double Stacker

by cee-em-kay March 22, 2011
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