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Scirish

A person who is Scirish is a person whose nationalities are both Irish and Scottish. In case you don't understand, it's a combo of Scottish and Irish.
Person: Hey, I'm Irish!

Dude: No WAI! I am Irish too!

Person: I'm also Scottish!

Dude: No WAI! I'm Scottish too!

Person: We're Scirish!

Dude: The fuck?
by cee-em-kay December 11, 2011
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http: //rage

Used on the internet as an extreme form of /rage.

(there isn't supposed to be a space between the colon and the slashes, but urbandictionary is gay and won't "let me post links in the example". http: //rage)
Dude: HOLY SHIT I JUST DIED IN SKYRIM AND I DIDN'T SAVE!!!!11!!

Other dude: /rage, bro?

Dude: NO! (http: //rage)
by cee-em-kay November 18, 2011
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Fauxback

When any sports team wears a "retro" uniform that really isn't retro: they don't follow the proper style, or they add a bunch of old stylings and call it "retro".

The Bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it's just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era.
Uniphile: Those Dodger powder blue throwbacks are really fauxbacks...they aren't made of Satin!

Fan: Uhm...I don't really care. It looks nice.
by cee-em-kay October 4, 2011
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Ticon

A Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil. Some times known as a Dixon or Dicky Ticon, these are the best pencils on Earth. They are the reason why pencils in cartoons and artwork are yellow--because they are the only pencils in the world. You can snap a Ticon in half and put it back together again. The eraser works every time. It doesn't take two hours to manually sharpen, only to get a shitty point that barely shows up on paper.

Other models include the TRI-conderoga, which is a trianguar black pencil, sometimes called a "Stealth Ticon", the Noir, or "Shiny Ticon", which is a holographic one, The Recycled Tires Ticon, also called a "Stealth Ticon", the Mircoban Ticon, which is a pencil with a baby blue coloring that apparently kills germs with it's greatness, and the EnviroStiks, which is called the "Envi Ticon", which is just bare wood.
Dude: Aww dude, I need a pencil

Person: *Pulls out Ticon*

Dude: YO HOOK ME UP WITH ONE OF THE BEST PENCILS IN THE WORLD

Person: Here, use my stealth ticon.
by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011
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Penophile

A Penophile is a person who will use pen for writing everything during school or work. Not to be confused with a pedophile, a penophile will always demand a pen, in a specific color usually, to write, except on Scantron tests or during Math class, because they absolutely need a pencil.

A penophile using a pencil is identified by their uses of crossing off words even with an eraser.
Penophile: Do you have a pen I can borrow?

Person: Is pencil okay?

Penophile: I don't know, is keying a dick on the side of your car okay?

Person: But it's a Ticon...

Penophile: Ugh...fine...
by cee-em-kay September 24, 2011
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Ticonderphile

A person who loves using a pencil during school. They are called Ticonderphiles because, if they have a choice, 99% of all Ticonderphiles will use a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, or a Ticon, as their writing utensil. And really, who can blame them?
Ticonderphile: Hey can I borrow a pencil?

Person: Is pen okay?

Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!

Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.

Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
by cee-em-kay September 23, 2011
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V-BL Day

Just like V-E Day or V-J Day, V-BL day is May 2nd, 2011; the day the United States of America found and killed Osama bin Laden and ended his reign of Hide and Seek Champion of the World.
Hypedude: WHOOOOOO!!

Dude: Yo, bro, why so hype?

Hypedude: V-BL DAY DUDE!!!!!!1!!
by cee-em-kay May 25, 2011
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