18 definitions by TommyOkktane

preflop ejaculation

1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.

Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation

by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004

sole proprietorship

(n.) Slang: Classy way to say "the business" in a sexual connotation.

Yeah, she's pretty hot, I'd give her the sole proprietorship.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2004

love Greek-Style

(n.) anal sex

After a dinner of lamb and tuna fish, Metaxa at the bar, and watching Zorba the Greek at the theatres, we went back to her place to make love Greek-Style

by TommyOkktane December 30, 2004

out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!

an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually prefaced by a smiley face and a few "lol"s. Also a derogatory expression of female intelligence.

I used to think she was cool, but now I realize she's "out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!" type of girl.

by TommyOkktane December 29, 2004

Meat Thermometer

(n.) 1. A complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. One's penis

1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2004

airline food

(n.) 1. A stale joke 2. an overused and dated reference 3. a cliche 4. a snide retort to any of the previous references

Doug: Trucker hats are so lame, I mean my dad wears them.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2004

foop warrior

A man who rocks the foop. A guy who hooks up with a chick that has a gunt.

Yo, Digga! Better hit that honey soon, so you can lose the title of Foop Warrior.

by TommyOkktane December 29, 2004