Ticondy 

Def. A: A shorter name for a Ticonderoga Pencil, the best pencil in the world.

~or~

Def. B: A long and hard cock.

Ex. A: Yo dude pass me a Ticondy.

Ex. B: Girl, He had such a Ticondy for me last night during the movie, I was like "fureal?"

Ticondy by MiniSoup October 24, 2009

Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil

The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.

A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.

Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?

Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.

Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!

Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil by Stephan, The Humble Black Guy April 1, 2011

Ticonderoga Two-Touch 

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.

Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.

Ticonderoga Two-Touch by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

Ticonderoga 

A small town located in upstate New York somewhere in the balls of the Adirondak Mountains. Ticonderoga is basically the Bronx of small towns in upstate New York. Kids roam the dirty streets of downtown Ti with zero ambition. Everyone walks around like they are in fear of fellow pedestrians even though everyone knows everyone because no one ever leaves the town once you are in it. The amount of water that is consumed compared to the amount of alcohol in this town is approximately 2:1. The one possitive thing about it however is that every female displays whoreish behavior, so there is no shame after you just shagged one of Ti's finest because.. " Hey, they're all whores anyway so what did I actually do wrong. " The guys in this town however.. wait.. nevermind.. Oh yeah and there alot of drugs and underage partying that goes down. The local cops won't do shit because they are a joke but you might want good cardio when the state troopers roll up becuase those bastards are like sprinting deer and you are on a treadmill mother fucker.

Guy: Hi I'm from Ticonderoga, I like to drink alot and break shit

Ticonderoga by Grenadez February 25, 2011

Ticonderoga 

The finest piece of lead based penmanship tools. The finest pencil on this side of Mississippi, I don't give a shit which side you're on either. When you insert this pencil into a sharpener, it almost feels as if it is made of butter, peeling off the smoothest shavings to reveal the sexy lead beneath. It holds a point longer than a 2 bit lawyer and will snap on you way less than your stepdad. 5 stars.

Gat Dayum! Did your mom get a promotion or somethin'? Where the hell you get that box of Ticonderogas?!

Ticonderoga by Thewhorestgump October 4, 2018

ticonderoga 

the place where the alcohol flows like water, and the bitches fuck like sluts.

look at that drunken dirty butt slut

ticonderoga by makevelli March 15, 2005

Ticonderoga 

A slang term used to describe a situation where two or more people agree on the same thing. It's more commonly used along the West Coast and parts of Missouri .

Male 1: Yo brosef, you like Chipotle?
Male 2: Dude, I love Chipotle!
Male 1: Ticonderoga dude!!
Male 2: Ticonderoga

Ticonderoga by Whovall-Definitions October 4, 2015