tickl 

An individual post on the website tickld.com, decided by the users

"did you see the tickl about the cat driving a car"

tickl by mangohead18 May 20, 2013

ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.

Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.

ticketblitz by jpg3 October 26, 2013

Tackleball 

Tackleball is a full contact sport, combining football, basketball and hockey. Taking what's good about these sports, eliminating what's not from from basketball. Similar to how American Football developed from rugby, American Baseball from Cricket and MMA from boxing/martial arts, Tackleball has developed from basketball.

Tackleball is played with 6 players on each side. Tackleball is played on springboard vinyl flooring; not limited to, and is full contact. With each 30 seconds on the clock an offensive player must try to score with an aggressive defense protecting the basket. There are several ways to score.

Tackleball is fun to play

Tackleball by Tackleball January 24, 2020

ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.

While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.

ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013

brexit tackle 

(In football) When one goes in for a tackle deliberately to shit on their opponent. Typically done to take an opposing player out of the match. Done by any means, even if the player committing the brexit tackle must receive a red card.

“The match was tied with 7 minutes remaining, so we had out least valuable player brexit tackle their striker into his fucking grave. It was biblical mate.

brexit tackle by ClinicalEagle69 April 21, 2022

Antifreeze tick gene 

A gene that allows ticks to produce an antifreeze protein to resist frostbite and lower the freezing point of blood. The ticks have a protein called IAFGP that is triggered during winter months, which protects them from the cold. Mice that were injected with the protein were able to not get frostbite at subzero temperatures. They then genetically engineered the mice and breed them to have babies with the gene and they produced the antifreeze protein, IAFGP. The mice resists frostbite. One day, some humans could genetically engineer themselves with the antifreeze tick gene. That way, there's no more frostbite at subzero temperatures(below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, 0 degrees Celsius) until much lower temperatures(like 5 degrees Fahrenheit, -15 degrees Celsius or something). Eventually, the technology will be affordable to all.

Tyler: I just genetically engineered myself with the antifreeze tick gene. Now I don't have to worry about frostbite.

Antifreeze tick gene by HawaiianPunch1 July 11, 2021

meal ticket 

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.

Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.

meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019